martha stewart's calendar

i have to laugh when i read martha  stewart's *calendar in the front of Living magazine. Of course...

Monday: cardio, take twins to riding lessons, prepare asparagus grafts

Tuesday: weights, de-moss garden cottage roof, make celebrity
appearance on Food Network

Wednesday: yoga, oil change on Land rover, prune grapes and hand press for sangria

Thursday: cardio, fertilize Meyer lemons, host brunch for foreign diplomat

Friday: weights, hike with pure bred dogs, espalier apple orchard for fall cider...

*fictionalized by me, as opposed to an ordinary...

Monday: start workout DVD, get distracted by dust bunnies

Tuesday: stand in line at Target, weed garden

Wednesday: put dishes away from Sunday, try to finish workout video

Thursday:  the weeds have multiplied overnight

Friday: start laundry, donate workout video to local thrift store

what about your calendar makes you laugh the most?