love, Motivation
dear Excuses,
you have served well, all of you. thank you for your protection when it was needed, but i've got this and your services will no longer be required. remember when i started giving you longer and longer break times and even shoved one of you aside that day on my way in? well, that's because i can hear Trust's voice over yours now.
when Trust starts singing that catchy little tune of hers, it's time to give you notice. you are stalwart guards and do an incredible job. i mean, your work is kind of misunderstood. to give you credit, you're strong and kind of like bouncers at the door of people's greatest needs. you're not all bad; you're good guys who are designed to do temp work. TEMP work, get it? but yes, we all need you around sometimes because you're really good at showing us what needs attention. your distant cousin, Priority, made sure to point that out to me recently. of course i told her i know that because we've all worked together before.
so back to my point, if you stay any longer, certain parts won't get air, so i'm just going to walk past you and bring them out into the light of day, ok? you can stay and watch if you want, but only for a few minutes. don't worry, i touched base with Talk and they built up your paycheck and had it sent over to Action for your severance check. i'm not really sure if you'll be called on again here, so enjoy a nice long vacation somewhere and let me know when your retirement party is. i'll be the one in the active wear.
love, Motivation
you have served well, all of you. thank you for your protection when it was needed, but i've got this and your services will no longer be required. remember when i started giving you longer and longer break times and even shoved one of you aside that day on my way in? well, that's because i can hear Trust's voice over yours now.
when Trust starts singing that catchy little tune of hers, it's time to give you notice. you are stalwart guards and do an incredible job. i mean, your work is kind of misunderstood. to give you credit, you're strong and kind of like bouncers at the door of people's greatest needs. you're not all bad; you're good guys who are designed to do temp work. TEMP work, get it? but yes, we all need you around sometimes because you're really good at showing us what needs attention. your distant cousin, Priority, made sure to point that out to me recently. of course i told her i know that because we've all worked together before.
so back to my point, if you stay any longer, certain parts won't get air, so i'm just going to walk past you and bring them out into the light of day, ok? you can stay and watch if you want, but only for a few minutes. don't worry, i touched base with Talk and they built up your paycheck and had it sent over to Action for your severance check. i'm not really sure if you'll be called on again here, so enjoy a nice long vacation somewhere and let me know when your retirement party is. i'll be the one in the active wear.
love, Motivation
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