faleo

word on the street:  a portland glossary (courtesy of portland monthly).  faleo:  (noun) "a follower of the 'paleo' diet--the trendy faux-stone age regime of meats, nuts, veggies, and fruits that excludes grains and dairy--who falls off the wagon (or falls out of the flintstonemobile, perhaps).  in a sentence:  "i've been eating nothing but rare steak and almonds for weeks.  then i get one whiff of my grandma's lasagna and i'm a total faleo."  related:  glute-ons:  people who claim to be "gluten-free" until you offer to buy them a cold beer or a warm scone.